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these parts being exposed to the cold blast, is
the cause which makes them cold ever since.
Q. What remedy does the man take for to
warm his cold knees?
A. He holds them towards the fire; and
and when in bed, draws his shirt down over them.
Q. What does the women do, to warm their
cold part.
A. The married women put their backsides
into their husbands' arms:- Virgins, and those
going mad for marriage, their maidenhead keeps
them warm:-old matrons, and whirl'd-o'er
maidens, and widows bewitched, hold their coldest parts to the fire.
Q. And what remedy does the poor dog
take for his cold nose?
A. He staps it below his tail, the hotest bit
in his body.
Q. What is the reason the dogs are worst
on chapmen than on any other strangers?
A. It is said, the dogs have three accusations against the chapman, which has been handed down from father to son, or from one generation of dogs to another: the first is as old as Æsop, the great wit of Babylon. The dogs having a lawsuit aganst the cats, they gained the plea: coming trudging home with the Deereet below his tail, a wicked chapman threw
