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The Absolute at Large

"Not at all," said several voices.

"Moreover, I have to admit that I myself have been priviliged to perform a few minor miracles. I think that this does not conflict with my rank and degree."

"Certainly not."

"May I therefore, speaking from my own experiences, state that the aforesaid occurrences are, on the contrary, praiseworthy, uplifting, and moral, that they contribute to the welfare of mankind and the glory of the Most High, and therefore—from the Masonic standpoint—there can be no objection to them. I move that our Lodge should declare its neutrality with respect to all these manifestations of the divine presence."

The Senior Warden rose and said: "Brothers, I certainly don't believe in any of this stuff, and I've seen nothing of it; all the same I'm in favour of standing up for religion. I don't think that there's anything in it, but is there any reason why we should say so? I therefore move that we secretly let it be known that we have the very best information about the whole business, and that we approve of things going on as they are."

The Worshipful Master raised his eyes and said: "I call the attention of the brethren to the fact that the Industrial Federation has elected the Absolute as its honorary President. Further, that the M.E.C.