MY DEAR RELIGIOUS PAPER.
97
A lovely sermon I commence
About the "loaves and fishes"—
Then drift into advertisements
Of "Amberina" dishes.
About the "loaves and fishes"—
Then drift into advertisements
Of "Amberina" dishes.
I read and re-peruse with care
And heartily endorse it,
An item telling how to wear
"A skirt-supporting corset."
And heartily endorse it,
An item telling how to wear
"A skirt-supporting corset."
I meditate, "How true it is,
I am my brother's keeper!"
And lo! behold where groceries
Are sold a trifle cheaper.
I am my brother's keeper!"
And lo! behold where groceries
Are sold a trifle cheaper.
It bids my drooping spirits rise
And, as to speak it louder,
In capitals before my eyes
Puts "Royal Baking Powder."
And, as to speak it louder,
In capitals before my eyes
Puts "Royal Baking Powder."
There's one to whom I always go
When weary and down-hearted—
Dear "Lydia Pinkham!"—just as though
She never had departed.
When weary and down-hearted—
Dear "Lydia Pinkham!"—just as though
She never had departed.
In simple trust when I would cling
Unto the "Rock of Ages,"
I read that "Glue's" the proper thing—
And "Vegetine" the rage is.
Unto the "Rock of Ages,"
I read that "Glue's" the proper thing—
And "Vegetine" the rage is.
