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POEMS.
And when for strength I humbly pray
Some impish scion titters:
"Why, don't you know, the papers say
To try 'Red Jacket Bitters.'"
Some impish scion titters:
"Why, don't you know, the papers say
To try 'Red Jacket Bitters.'"
I shudder at the thought of sin,
Its fearful avalanches;
And then get interested in
"Cow-boys and Cattle-ranches."
Its fearful avalanches;
And then get interested in
"Cow-boys and Cattle-ranches."
I wish my life were more like Paul's—
Devoted, nobler, truer—
Then somehow get submerged in " all's
Sicilian Hair Renewer."
Devoted, nobler, truer—
Then somehow get submerged in " all's
Sicilian Hair Renewer."
My aching heart suffused with grief
Pulsates a little faster
To know that there is sweet relief
Beneath a "Porous Plaster."
Pulsates a little faster
To know that there is sweet relief
Beneath a "Porous Plaster."
I read it through in every part,
So serious and solemn,
And then cut out and learn by heart
That "awful funny" column.
So serious and solemn,
And then cut out and learn by heart
That "awful funny" column.
The times are hard—I cannot spare
A dime—much less a dollar—
But I must re-subscribe, and wear
A shirt without a collar.
A dime—much less a dollar—
But I must re-subscribe, and wear
A shirt without a collar.