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Maudie and Willie took their places in the car with all the other passengers amid a perfect babel of chattering and laughing and crying, and then, as the train began to slowly move out of the station, the Zankiwank solemnly sang the following serious song:—

Off to Fable Land.

The midnight train departs at three,To Fable Land we go,For this express is nothing lessThan a steamer, don’t you know!We’re sailing now upon the Thames,All in a penny boat,And we soon shall change for a mountain range,In the atmosphere to float!
  So off we go to Fable Land—   (Speak kindly to the guard!)  Which many think a Babel-land,   But this you disregard.  You’ll find it is a Stable-land,   With stables in the yard—