SOME COLLEGE CURIOSITIES
We've people Redd and Black and Brown
And Gray and White and Green.
We've Earls and Dukes and Princes,
We even boast a King.
We've Days and Weeks as well as Knights,
We've Adams, Stout and True-—
We don't stop short with Mr. One,
We have a Mr. Tew.
We've Hunters, Fishers, Millers Strong,
We've Gardners by the score.
We've Taylors, Tanners, Potters, Smiths
And many Workman Moore.
We have a Park, a Pond, a Glenn,
We've Rivers, Brooks and Hills.
We have some Woods, some Swards and Glades,
We have Freshwater Mills.
We have a Henrie full of Birds,
They Carroll Sharp and Lowe.
The Peacock, Partridge, Holindrake,
Our numerous Cox and Crow.
We have some Barnes with Hayes and Straw,
A box of Honey Bees.
A Goat, a Lamb, a Hogg, a Steed,
A Page to care for these.
We have a Kitchen and a Cook.
We have a Ward and Hall.
We've Cloves and Mace and Bartlett pears
And Beans for all who Call.
We've Berrys, too, of several sorts,
We've Lemons very Sauer.
There's Hubbard squashes in our Lott,
We have the. Graham Flower.
We've several Winters and some Snow,
We've Hales and Frost and Freeze.
We have a Starr, some Glaziers, too,
We've Fauxes and we've Gees.
We have a Shipp with Stern and Helm,
But some Wride in our Buss.
-A
Walker and a Trotter, too,
Both spend their time with us.
We have some Pynes, a Lily white,
A Rose with many Thornes.
We have some Hands, a Heder, two,
Our Bonnett well adorns.
. We have a Foote but not a shoe,
AMawwhoisaman.
We've Gourley boys and Boyer girls,
These Riddles guess who can.
We've Vests and Hoops and other things
We don't know what to Collet.
We've Money Loose and Ritchies rare,
We've Waltons, but no wallet.
We have a Camp, and Miner's Holt,
Some Russel out to S taker.
We really have a Truman here,
We have a Noble Baker.
Some Foster Love and others Hate,
We've even some who Steele,
But there's that Goodman Mr. Wright
He does the honest Deal.
We're blessed with Mathew, Luke and John
And some Apostle Marks.
We've Johnson, Shelley, Hood and Burns,
We've Stephensons and Lorchs
We have a Woolsey, Finch and Blake,
A Collier has come.
We've many more but for today
Our "rigmarole" is Dunn.
Elegance of style, combin
ed with lasting qualities,
is our sole aim in the
shoe line
Even; woman knows the sat
isfaction in wearing properly
constructed foot-wear.
Our
spring line of ladies' ox
fords are ready for pour in
spection
In them you will note the disci iminations
we use in choosinjL materials, patterns
and lasts, that make our shoes so
distinctive
IR. IRVINE & SON
Some men never see the oppor
tunity close at hand. Are you
one of these? Or do you wear
Star Brand Shoes because they
are better. If-you do not
get wise and
Walk on Stars
Sold Only By
Fletcher & Thomas
Company
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