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Curtis Larsen .
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Wm. Crawford...
Not Editorial
A strange thing to note in
"school boy" conversation is that
the subj ect latest studied has
greater influence upon the vocab
ulary than even years of habit.
The suffix "ites" is undoubtedly
an extract from some Book of
Mormon formality. Hence it's a
reasonable deduction; that the au
thor of that masterpiece in which
the ll's were branded falsely,'is a
first year. He likely had his 9:45
exams, and inter-class athletics
slightly jumbled in his fluctuating
and erratic imagination. It may
be of interest to our rural friend
to know that that particular
humpty - dumpty, or in other
words, the. political boss with
whose name the first year chose
to re-christen the third year, had
descended already from the acme
of his authority before the game
referred to was played. Further
more (in his language) ( be it
known unto all natibns, kindreds,
tongues and people, that we, the
third year H. S ..students hotly re
sent the silly inappropriateness of
the epithet, by which we were re
ferred to .
Now, if that department of this
institution in which the ignoram
us and erudite of three classes
cuddles -in brotherly love beneath
the protection of their nick-name,
College, must go to the first years
for a celebrity, let these good fel
lows know that two ones and an
H. S. are sufficiently formidable
for an epithet.
Perhaps the difficulty in distin
guishing between college classes
—of which, in reality, but one ex
ists—caused him to forget that
the High School is divided into
four, each of which has a name
of great length.
To rebutt the rest of his stun
ning exposition, I beg leave to
submit the following in a style
familiar to him:
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Business Manager
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Literary Editors
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Events
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Faculty
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"Now, behold, all the mighty
hosts of King David gathered to
gether to do battle against the five
brave champions which the 10's
H. S. did send into the gym. Yea
and there were they of class one,
who were exceedingly green in
college work; and they were true
bulwarks of defense. And, lo!
they of class two were also there
in great numbers and also of class
three, and verily they were all lift
ed up in pride and they boasted
openly of deeds they had done.
And their wives and children, yea,
even their" children's children did
cheer them on and did cry ex
ceedingly loud for they, too, were
blood-thirsty, and they
said:
"Shoot it, papa," and all manner
of encouraging things. But when
it came to pass, they did blunder
sadly; neither could they throw
nor catch and it happened that
they were sorely beaten and did
grieve much for their lost honors.
—H. S.
Normal Notes
Under the sway of Miss Binzel's
rule
The Training School now stands:
Within its walls are critics wise,
And trainers from all lands;
And the pupils who are in those
grades
Have strong wills at their com
mand.
Miss Binzel's eyes are sharp and
keen;
The critics are not slow;
Trainers in fear and trembling
stand,
Forgetting all they know,
When critic wise or principal
Is looking at them so.
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