Shakespeare - First Folio facsimile (1910)/The Merry Wives of Windsor/Act 5 Scene 1

Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima.


Enter Falstoffe, Quickly, and Ford

Fal.
Pre’thee no more pratling: go, Ile hold, this is the third time: I hope good lucke lies in odde numbers: Away, go, they say there is Diuinity in odde Numbers, either in natiuity, chance, or death: away

Qui.
Ile prouide you a chaine, and Ile do what I can to get you a paire of hornes

Fall.
Away I say, time weares, hold vp your head & mince. How now M[aster]. Broome? Master Broome, the matter will be knowne to night, or neuer. Bee you in the Parke about midnight, at Hernes-Oake, and you shall see wonders

Ford.
Went you not to her yesterday (Sir) as you told me you had appointed?

Fal.
I went to her (Master Broome) as you see, like a poore-old-man, but I came from her (Master Broome) like a poore-old-woman; that same knaue (Ford hir husband) hath the finest mad diuell of iealousie in him (Master Broome) that euer gouern’d Frensie. I will tell you, he beate me greeuously, in the shape of a woman: (for in the shape of Man (Master Broome) I feare not Goliath with a Weauers beame, because I know also, life is a Shuttle) I am in hast, go along with mee, Ile tell you all (Master Broome: ) since I pluckt Geese, plaide Trewant, and whipt Top, I knew not what’twas to be beaten, till lately. Follow mee, Ile tell you strange things of this knaue Ford, on whom to night I will be reuenged, and I will deliuer his wife into your hand. Follow, straunge things in hand (M[aster]. Broome) follow. Exeunt.