To R. K.
- "To R. K." in Lapsus Calami (1st edition, April 1891)
- "To R. K." in Lapsus Calami (4th edition, August 1891)
A takeoff on Rudyard Kipling, referencing the popular works of H. Rider Haggard. First published in the Cambridge Review, 29 January 1891, and later included in all editions of Lapsus Calami. In the third and subsequent editions it is followed immediately by "The Grand Old Pipe".